you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK
HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN
1. OWN A TABLET PEN
2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS
3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO
never have I laughed so hard
This blog supports bisexual women having relationships with men if that’s what makes them happy, and this blog defends their right to not be called hetero for these life choices.
even babs knows
YOU FORGOT HARLEY’S REACTION TO THAT, ASKING IF SHE MEANS LIKE HOW PEOPLE SAY BATGIRL AND SUPERGIRL ARE FRIENDS
THEN BATGIRL CHANGES THE SUBJECT
SUPER LESBIANS DESERVE THEIR OWN SUPER SHOW
This massive cat just turned up at our flat. It is the chubbiest cushiest feline I have ever seen in my life.
So I’m home alone and I hear a meow and what the HECK fat cat is INSIDE OUR FLAT SOMEHOW
HOW DID IT GET IN HERE ALL THE WINDOWS ARE SHUT YET HERE IT IS
FAT CAT THIS ISN’T YOUR KITCHEN
FAT CAT THIS ISN’T YOUR HOUSE WHY ARE YOU HERE ROLLING AROUND LIKE A FLOOFY SMUSHABABY